earthnation:

will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking

guccier:

it’s 2013 and food can still make you fat get it together science

anoia:

strudelgit:

homuras:

‘uwu’ isnt even a face to me anymore its actually the sound “oowoo”

IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE A FACE!?!??!

fasterfood:

u wake up on christmas morning and go downstairs, full of excitement. somebody is stealing all of your christmas presents. it is jesus. “its my birthday, not yours” he hisses menacingly, then runs away with all your gifts in his arms

warpedesto:

do you ever just

make a friend and think

I am so glad this friend is mine

hideokojima:

ta-ble:

wife of Souljaboy Tellem

d0cpr0fess0r:

bazzardcove:

arisonas:

the applause in the audience was fake

sonys stocks have raised up dramatically

so did nintendo stocks too

I’M GIGGLING LIKE A SCHOOLGIRL

malformalady:

Blood cast off from a suicidal gunshot wound to the head

cumsquats:

[tip toes out of a mutual follow]